Showing posts with label Jasper Schuringa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jasper Schuringa. Show all posts

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Flying Dutchman puts U.S. passengers to shame

We Americans should be ashamed. While our compatriots were in a panic, it was a Dutch "eurofag" who immediately leapt across four other passengers, grabbed the explosive device, put out the fire with his bare hands, and secured the wannabe bomber with a choke hold. Damn, dude.

UPDATE (Dec. 30, 2009): CNN says the Dutch dude's name is Jasper Schuringa. Jasper's account of his own heroism HAS been independently confirmed.


Jasper: "Hey there, lovely American ladies. My arm really hurts from being such a hero. By the way, I'm Dutch but I'm not gay. Look for me on MySpace."