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| See, the flag is blowing. See? Because on holographic alien moons, there is no wind! BUSTED! |
I didn't know that some Moon Landing Truthers (or just Mooners, as I like to call them) don't simply believe Armstrong's moon landing was faked, they believe the entire Moon was faked. It's an alien hologram, you see?
Some even believe that Armstrong didn't die of natural causes, he was silenced by Them, because after all these decades he was finally ready to blow the lid off the whole thing.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you Birthers, 9/11 Truthers, and One World Government nuts know that you're in very good company. I think the Internet was invented especially for you: your little islands of nuttiness are now an archipelago. If Obama is re-elected, they'll form a small continent.
(RIP, Neil Armstrong. We know you meant to come clean in the end about aliens conspiring with the Knights Templar to direct world history.)
