Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Terror scarf! (Seriously)

If you see Keffiyah (alias: "The Scarf"), do not let on that you have recognized him, do not approach him, do not confront him. Instead, call local law enforcement, the FBI, or preferably Michelle Malkin. We've all got to do our part to keep the Homeland safe!

PS -- Thank goodness, Dunkin' Donuts' responsible capitulation to conservative bloggers has allowed me to continue loving their sweet, America-friendly products, instead of hating them for destroying America.

Rachey Ray says, "Allahu Akbar, it's time to make the Donuts!"

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