Folks, we've been had. Our thanks to Michele Bachmann for this life-saving revelation. This is like that part in the movie when the hero who has been chasing the bad guy the whole time suddenly realizes the devil is the other guy who is now walking up to the dais to applause and handshakes.
It wasn't Obama... it was Cain all along! Don't you see? It was a big diversion. Cain is the Anti-Christ!
He could have made it the 8-8-8 or the 10-10-10 plan, but no, Cain chose 9-9-9. (6-6-6 would have been too obvious).
The signs are all there. I mean, Herman Cain -- Herman CAIN. Come on! Cain killed Abel! And Quoth Wikipedia:
"In the Greek New Testament, Cain is referred to as εκ του πονηρου. In at least one translation this is rendered 'from the evil one', while others have 'of the evil one.' Some interpreters take this to mean that Cain was literally the son of the serpent in the Garden of Eden. A parallel idea can be found in Jewish tradition, that the serpent (Hebrew nahash נחש) from the Garden of Eden was father to firstborn Cain."
We shoulda known something was up when he was black. We've gotta stop this before it's too late and nominate Romney!
By Alexander Burns
October 11, 2011 | Politico