Saturday, December 15, 2012

What a 'real' zombie apocalypse would require

So some dude at Harvard has written "The Zombie Autopsies," which all but legitimizes zombie-prepper paranoia.  

The key take-away is that any zombie infection must affect the human frontal lobe and the cerebellum in a very specific way. Since most people don't use their brains at all, it's not much of a stretch to think that some zombie virus would use it for them.

Then all our stockpiled canned goods, guns and ammo in our bunkers will have been supremely justified!  

Meanwhile, here are what truly Bad Brains look like: 




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