What a Catholic priest must do to get noticed these days

Just in case you thought the premise of the hit TV show Breaking Bad was a bit far-fetched, here is yet more proof that truth is stranger than fiction. (I'm late to the game on BB; I'm only through Season 2 so far.)

Jeez, it looks like we're running out of places to hammer any more nails in the Catholic Church's coffin. 

(BTW, I have concluded, based on all available evidence, that for the Church to take action against one of its priests the first time he is caught committing a felony or molesting somebody, he has to be running buck naked, high on PCP, through a shopping mall on Black Friday on live TV while carrying a sack-full of kidnapped kindergartners and screaming, "I am Satan Claus, come and get me!" Talk about having somebody's back! And the job security! Man, even the Cosa Nostra isn't as tight-knit and loyal to its own as the Catholic Church.)

Cross-Dressing, Show-Tunes-Loving Connecticut Priest Busted for Selling Meth and Laundering Money Through His Sex Shop

By Neetan Zimmerman

January 18, 2013 | Gawker

URL: http://gawker.com/5977011/cross+dressing-connecticut-priest-busted-for-selling-meth-and-laundering-money-through-his-sex-shop