Friday, August 14, 2009

Secret memo: Obama sold us out to Big Pharma

See? Obama's Harvard education (paid for by Islamic terrorists!?) among blue-bloods and future captains of industry has done its work: Obama sold us out to Big Pharma, just like U.S. presidents are supposed to do. All you used Teabaggers who were terrified you might get access to affordable health care can relax now.

Apparently, Obama's true calling wasn't as a community organizer, it was being the best damn collector of corporate campaign donats in history. 'Course, to get you gotta give a little.

Tough break, America. Better luck next messianic minority Democratic president! (By that time, if I'm still alive, I'll qualify for Medicare, aka socialized medicine, so it won't matter to me.)

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