After an irate conservative clued me in, I played a quick game of Tea Party Zombies Must Die. As a big zombie enthusiast but a retard at first-person shooters, I can say it ain't bad. My favorite was the siamese Koch Bros. zombie with six limbs.
Look, I don't see what all the hubbub is about. First, Tea Partyers like guns. Second, people kill people, not guns or violent video games. Third, there are no zombies in the Bible, hence everybody knows they're only make-believe good fun. Fourth, even if they were real, everybody knows that zombies aren't people; that's why there are no laws against killing zombies. (However there are laws against desecrating a corpse, so... in practice you may have a hard time proving to law enforcement officers, ex post facto, that those were indeed zombies you mutilated with a crowbar and riddled with an AK.)
By Joshua Rhett Miller
September 9, 2011 | FOXNews
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