Oy vey! According to voucher school curricula, Klansmen were moral "reformers," literary titan Mark Twain was "both self-centered and ultimately hopeless," and big-headed dinosaurs breathed fire on men.
Can we just hand they keys of global leadership to the Chinese now in a friendly official ceremony, so that later they'll remember how nice we were and take it easy on us? There's no point in dragging out our inevitable, embarrassing decline into an ignorant backwoods theocracy.
By Deanna Pan
August 7, 2012 | Mother Jones
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