Saturday, January 15, 2011

Pre-Tea Party dead conservatives decide to donate

The estate tax ('death tax') is even more necessary than I thought: somehow Republicans are managing to donate money from beyond the grave. I guess they're upset they died before the whole Tea Party craze took off and don't want to be left out. That means we have to take all their money away before they die and then make sure they don't somehow take it back, or at least qualify for a major credit card.

I've heard myths of dead Democrats managing to vote, but really, the act of getting online and paying with a credit card from the great beyond is really a bigger feat than trudging to a polling station. (Lots of polling stations are in churches, churches are near graveyards... you get the picture).

I would chalk this phenomenon up to zombie conservatives rising from their graves, but apparently this woman was cremated so we're talking about a ghost here.

Ghostbusters 3 has long been in the works and it will come out not a moment too soon!....

Alternatively, this just goes to show what we already know: Tea Partiers are old. So old, in fact, they're dead.


By Arthur Delaney
January 14, 2011 | Huffington Post

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