Now we all know MMGW isn't real, and even if it is real it's only GW, not man-made, and all those climate scientists at dozens of universities and agencies are in a global conspiracy to milk research money; meanwhile, the poor oil/coal/gas companies and CO2-belching corporations can't spare their pocket change to fight these powerful nerds, but anyway...
... I just thought it was interesting that these discredited scientists are now trying to tell us that walruses are now living on land instead of ice, and spiders, birds, mice, etc. are moving north at the rate of several feet/miles a year to flee warmer temperatures.
Yeah, right! Spiders!? And pikas!? What the hell is a pika? Who cares? Give us a break, scientists!
The real problem is getting people moving again. And since cash-strapped Americans spend more money on transportation than food, we need to bring back cheap gasoline, damn the CO2. Wait!... Michelle Bachmann to the rescue! If we elect her, she promised to bring gas down to $2 a gallon. She didn't tell us how in the world she'd do it, but who cares? We need answers, not solutions!
What's that you say? This is like Nixon's "secret plan" to end the war? Oh, don't be so skeptical. That is, when it concerns MMGW, be skeptical, be cynical, but when it comes to the bright future of cheap and plentiful fossil fuels -- burn, baby burn!
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