Sunday, June 2, 2013

I gotta post this right-wing forward

I usually delete these right wing e-mail forwards as soon as I get them. Sometimes I read them, sometimes I don't.  Some return to me again and again, like strange old acquaintances.

But this forward that originated after the 2012 election is so over the top, it reads like a liberal trying to mimic the oldest, grumpiest, whitest Tea Paryter you could find.  I couldn't have done a better job stereotyping "the other side" if I tried.  So I have to forward this one myself... with a few of my sarcastic comments inserted in brackets, for fun.

Some versions of this forward say it's from a USMC vet, others don't.  Some conclude, "John Galt has left the building," this one doesn't.  That's typical of right-wing forwards: they tweak the authors and insert made-up quotes, hoping it will make the message more convincing. This is one reason why I always say that conservatives form their political views from anecdotes and personal experience; to them the messenger is just as important as the message.

You can find a version of this archived at, which leads to a tip for you right-wing serial e-mail forwarders: just go to this site, copy and send all these mails yourself and be the first, instead of waiting months for your buddies to forward them to you. You'll be the coolest guy on your conservative e-mail list, and a veritable Klondike of right-wing crapolla!)

So here 'tis. Enjoy:

Written by a USMC Vet

[Who appears to be sleeping on the beach. That's an angry, fed-up pose if I've ever seen one! - J]

( I can't argue with any of it. Passing it along as it was received. )

He wrote:

The American Dream ended (on November 6th) in Ohio. The second term of Barack Obama will be the final nail in the coffin for the legacy of the white Christian males who discovered, explored, pioneered, settled and developed the greatest Republic in the history of mankind.

[White Christian women, take no offense. You were just sitting on the ship/wagon/horse behind the men, so technically you did not discover or pioneer anything. - J]

A coalition of Blacks, Latinos, Feminists, Gays, Government Workers, Union Members, Environmental Extremists, the Media, Hollywood, uninformed young people, the "forever needy," the chronically unemployed, illegal aliens and other "fellow travelers" have ended Norman Rockwell's America.

[You gotta hand it to us liberals though, that's a pretty big coalition. But he forgot to include Academics, Artists, the Fashion Industry, Professional Athletes and Muslims.

And about Norman Rockwell's America... let me remind you what it was with a few illustrations...

   Norman Rockwell’s painting of six year-old Ruby Bridges being escorted into a New Orleans school in 1960 was printed inside the January 14, 1964 edition of Look magazine.

Rockwell’s “Golden Rule” appeared on Saturday Evening Post cover, April 1, 1961.    Norman Rockwell’s “New Kids in the Neighborhood” ran as full two-page centerfold in Look magazine, May 17, 1967.

[... that show even Norman Rockwell wasn't white enough for some people. - J]

The Cocker Spaniel is off the front porch... The Pit Bull is in the back yard.

[At least the Pit Bull is not on the front porch!  ... But all that will change after Hillary is elected. - J]

The American Constitution has been replaced with Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals" and Chicago shyster, David Axelrod, along with international Socialist George Soros will be pulling the strings on their beige puppet to Bring us Act 2 of the New World Order.

[My conservative friends don't believe me, but I keep telling them that no liberal outside Chicago knew who Saul Alinsky was until Glenn Beck, et al, discovered him.  So even if they are right, and liberals love Alinsky's ideas, what they have done for Alinsky's fame is like those guys who brought ebola out of the jungle. They should shut up and stop mentioning him or I swear, one of these days I'm actually going to read "Rules for Radicals"...!

David Axelrod is now gone from the White House, by the way. And George Soros is the richest socialist forex trader you will ever see. - J]

Our side ran two candidates who couldn't even win their own home states, and the circus fattster Chris Christie helped Obama over the top with a glowing 
"post Sandy" tribute that elevated the "Commander-in-Chief" to Mother Teresa status. (Aside: with the way the polls were run, he didn't need any help!)

[Lay off Christie's weight already!  Why don't Republicans make any fat jokes about Rush Limbaugh? He's been publicly fat way longer. Anyway, Christie looks like your average American. In a few decades, at the rate we're growing, we'll be making fun of slim politicians like Obama.... - J]

People like me are completely politically irrelevant, and I will never again comment on or concern myself with the aforementioned coalition which has surrendered our culture, our heritage and our traditions without a shot being fired.  

[Aw, come on, cheer up!  You white Tea Partyers are not "completely politically irrelevant."  You can still affect Republican primaries.  You can still rock a town hall meeting on the latest city zoning plans.  A.M. radio is still your uncontested political playground.  And you can still move the markets for chicken sandwiches and gold coins in response to political events. - J]  

You will never again out vote these people. It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to get back the rights we have allowed them to take away. It will take Zealots, not moderates--not reach-across-the-aisle RINOs to right this ship and restore our beloved country to its former status. 

[Acts like sending threatening letters laced with ricin to President Obama and Mayor Bloomberg? 

[And I don't know about you, but I haven't noticed any RINOs reachin' across the aisle the past few years. - J]

Those who come after us will have to risk their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to bring back the Republic that this generation has timidly frittered away due to "white guilt" and political correctness..... I'm done.  

[Here's a suggestion: Viagra.  I mean, while you still can, with a little help from modern pharmacology, go out and find a white, Christian woman and make some more white Christian babies.  And you old white guys have all the money so you can definitely afford to raise them.  (OK, granted, there's a 10 percent chance those kids will be gay no matter what you do, but 9 out of 10 ain't bad).  

In politics and war, birthrate wins -- not "individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience." - J]

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