Friday, June 21, 2013

Scalia: Our 'morphing' undead Constitution

Is it time to panic, folks?  Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has repeatedly warned us that we have a zombie Constitution that is "dead, dead, dead."  He also warned us that it is "morphing."

We've all seen this happen in the movies and games like Resident Evil.  We know what we need to do.  We have no choice but to shoot our mutating, undead Constitution in the head.  

As zombie movies have taught us, it's only appropriate that a loved one pulls the trigger.  And nobody loves the Constitution like Scalia.  It's times like this when I thank God for the 2nd Amendment!

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