Sunday, December 27, 2009

Flying Dutchman puts U.S. passengers to shame

We Americans should be ashamed. While our compatriots were in a panic, it was a Dutch "eurofag" who immediately leapt across four other passengers, grabbed the explosive device, put out the fire with his bare hands, and secured the wannabe bomber with a choke hold. Damn, dude.

UPDATE (Dec. 30, 2009): CNN says the Dutch dude's name is Jasper Schuringa. Jasper's account of his own heroism HAS been independently confirmed.


Jasper: "Hey there, lovely American ladies. My arm really hurts from being such a hero. By the way, I'm Dutch but I'm not gay. Look for me on MySpace."

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